The
Temporal Eviction
by Margret A. Treiber
“Okay, okay.”
Mila sighed, shaking
her head. “Not
good.”
“What’s wrong
with it?” Owen asked.
“You’re talking
about time travel,”
Mila replied. “It’s
science fiction.”
Owen frowned. “This is the
kind of thinking that makes me
hate my job.”
“You hate your
job because you’re
underfunded and disrespected,” Mila stated.
“Not because I disparage your time-travel
theories, and it’s just a
theory.”
“No, it’s not,”
Owen retorted. “Time
travel was invented seventy-five years
ago when they sent us an entangled particle.
All we had to do was catch it and match the spin
with an identical
particle; then we had a tunnel back.
We
only had to wait until we figured out how to do that.”
“But did you?”
Mila asked. “Figure
it out?”
“Yes, well… not
me exactly. They
knew how to do it seventy-five years
ago. Well,
she knew. She
just didn’t tell us until a few years
ago.”
“That makes no
sense,” Mila
stated. “Who
are you talking about?”
“The scientist
who figured it out,”
Owen explained. “She
was so pissed off
with the state of science seventy-five years ago that
she encrypted all of her
work with a timer.
It just unlocked
itself a few years ago, like a time capsule.
A group of us have been sorting through it for
years. The
time-travel theory was part of the
package.”
“So, why haven’t
we used it yet?” Ben,
the intern, prairie-dogged his head out from the supply
closet. “Wouldn’t
we have heard of this before?”
“No, we needed
time.” Owen
laughed and shook his head.
“Time to consider the ramifications.
You know, what it would do to our
timeline. And
honestly, we’ve had bigger
problems to contend with recently, so we shelved the
whole thing.”
“You discovered
time travel and you
shelved it?” Mila scoffed.
Owen shrugged. “We figured
we’d break it out when the time
was right, pardon the puns.”
“So, what do you
intend to do?” Ben
asked. “Kill
their grandparents so this
heinous terrorist act never happens?”
“No, that would
be too drastic,”
Owen replied. “We
believe that surgical,
minute changes would work better to make specific
adjustments without causing
huge collateral damage.
Killing someone
in the past is like a shotgun approach.
It’s almost karmic.
We make a
major change to the past, and we are more likely to
produce catastrophic results
rather than fix anything.
The more
traumatic the change, the more chaotic the results. Time has a way
of defending itself.
At least that’s what the computer models
indicate.”
“So what?”
Mila shook her head.
“You’re going to get someone to turn right
instead of left to change the timeline?”
“That is pretty
much it,” Owen
agreed.
“That’s it? Make someone
go in another direction?” Ben
asked. “That’s
going to prevent the Pop
Ten Cataclysm?”
“It will.”
Owen grinned.
“And I have just the right person in mind.”
***
Janna was a
terminally ill
grandmother with a shitty attitude.
At
least that was what all her doctors and family members
said. This
didn’t bother her in the least.
In fact, it gave a sense of liberation.
Since she was already deemed an asshole, she
had no qualms about living up to the expectation.
So when Owen
arrived at the door,
she had zero motivation to be pleasant or cordial.
“What do you
want?” she asked.
“It’s nice to see
you too, doctor.”
“I’m not a doctor
anymore,” Janna
replied. “I’m
a corpse waiting to
happen. Why
are you here?”
“I have
something,” Owen said.
“Something that may interest you.”
“Yeah?” Janna
scoffed. “What’s
the catch?”
“You have to
leave and never come
back.”
Janna laughed. “So it’s a
win-win situation for everyone.”
“Janna, we are
not trying to get rid
of you. You
are uniquely qualified for
this project and due to your current situation --”
“-- I’m disposable
and I know science.”
“Yeah,” Owen
nodded. “That,
and you can be very... caustic.”
“Really?
You want caustic?
Now I’m intrigued.
What do you want me to do?”
“Go back in time
and be a bad
neighbor,” Owen answered.
“Seriously?” Janna’s face
lit up. “Define
‘bad neighbor.’”
***
“What the hell?”
Anne jumped back
from the stove. She
grabbed the pan of
ground beef just before the roach fell onto the burner. “Goddamnit!
They’re falling.
They are falling
from the ceiling!”
Clara looked up
from her
screen. “Well,
Janna drags bags of trash
upstairs from the dumpster and goes through them every
night.”
“I told the
office, but they won’t
do anything,” Anne said.
“The lease is
up soon. I
told them we won’t stay if
they don’t fix this.”
“We’re going to
have to move,” Clara
said.
Anne threw the
pot onto the
counter. “We’ve
been here so long.
Why do they let her stay?”
“I think she’s
section eight,” Clara
replied.
“Or she paid
someone off. This
sucks.
Well, so much for luxury living.”
Anne sighed.
“I should have known
it was going downhill.
I see people
using the tennis courts as a playpen.
They leave the children there with a bunch of
toys and seal them in.”
“It’s time to
go,” Clara said. “This
place is meant for transient
people. They
don’t want long-timers.”
Anne frowned. “I’ll look for
something. This
is going to be a pain in the ass.”
“Check Gregsite,”
Clara
suggested. “Maybe
there is something
there.”
“Why can’t you do
it?”
“Because I’m busy
doing science, and
you’re better at talking to people.
I’ll
end up telling them to fuck off.”
“Fine,” Anne
replied and pulled out
her laptop.
The listings were
sparse. Anne
scoured the site for about forty minutes
and was about to give up when she came across something
interesting. “Clara,
check this shiznit out.
It’s across the backyard.
And it’s cheaper.”
Clara looked over
Anne’s shoulder. “It’s
only two bedrooms though.”
Anne grinned. “Yeah, but it
has two floors and a deck.”
“No shit.”
“No shit.”
Anne nodded.
“I’ll call and contact the landlord tomorrow”
***
Procuring the new
rental was
surprisingly simple.
The owner was
moving in with her boyfriend and just wanted to get
someone in as quickly as
possible. Moving
was even easier. With
the help of a few friends, Clara and
Anne were in their new home in less than an afternoon.
Although the
townhouse technically
had less space than the apartment, it felt bigger. The layout was
comfortable. The
neighbors seemed quiet.
Within the week the two were unpacked and
settled in.
Anne had just
gotten home from work
and was cooking dinner when she heard a high-pitched
squealing. “Clara,
do you hear that?”
Clara came
running from
upstairs. “It’s
coming from next door.”
“Should we check
them?”
Before Clara
answered, she was
already out of the front entrance.
Anne
checked the meatloaf in the oven, turned down the burner
for the potatoes and
ran after her. She
caught up as Clara
was knocking on the neighbor’s door.
There was no answer.
“I think I smell
smoke,” Anne
stated. “Should
we just go in?”
Clara tried the
door, it was
unlocked. She
pushed it open, and a
billow of smoke came rushing out.
The
pair ran inside. A
distinct odor of
burning was emanating from the kitchen.
A man was passed out on the floor with his back
against the sofa. Several
empty beer bottles were scattered
around him.
“You check the
kitchen,” Clara
instructed Anne. “I
got this guy.”
Anne nodded and
hurried to the
kitchen. As
she stepped inside, she
immediately found the problem.
A
blackened pot smoked on a burner, actively charring an
unidentifiable object within
it. She
could only assume it had once
been food. Pulling
it from the stove,
she shut off the red-hot element and dropped the pot in
the sink. Next,
she stepped over to the sliding glass
door to the deck and opened it to allow the air to
clear.
Meanwhile, Clara
was sitting next to
the man on the floor.
He sat up and was
shaking his head back and forth.
“What happened?”
he asked. He
had an accent.
“Hi, I’m Clara. We just moved
in next door. We
heard the smoke alarm, so we came to
help.”
“It was the
stove,” Anne added from
across the room. “I’m
afraid your dinner
is dead.”
The man seemed to
come to his
senses. “I’m
Omar, thank you.” He
coughed.
“Just came from work, very tired.”
“Well, I was just
making dinner,”
Anne said. “I’m
making meatloaf. You
want to come over and eat?”
Omar grinned. “I not want to
impose.”
“You’re not,”
Clara stated.
“Okay then!” Omar stood up,
a little unsteadily.
Anne finished
preparing the meal as
Clara and Omar chatted in the living room.
“I’ve been here
U.S. for years, this
place is hardest. Other
places people
nice, people here not so nice.”
Omar
shook his head.
Clara nodded in
agreement. “We
have had our run-ins with some of these
people. They
are not cool.”
“What do you do?”
Omar asked.
“I’m a
scientist,” Clara
answered. “And
Anne is an engineer.”
“Oh,” Omar
replied. “I’m
architect.”
“Really?” Clara
remarked. “What
kind of buildings do you design?”
“Nothing,” Omar
stated. “They
have me do intern work because bad
English. Have
Masters, make
countertops.”
“Your English
isn’t bad, maybe your
job is.”
Omar laughed. “I think
that.”
“I know some
people,” Anne yelled
from the kitchen. “I
work with
architects all the time.
I’ll hook you
up.”
“Thank you.”
Anne served
dinner and they all
ate. Omar
appeared to like Anne’s
meatloaf.
After they were
done eating, Omar
excused himself to return home and clean up the mess he
left in his kitchen.
Once done, he logged on his computer.
He had received an email from his extremist
colleague back home.
He was recruiting
again, trying to find willing participants for his plan
to bring down the US,
the scourge of civilization.
Omar
deleted the message.
Dinner had left him
full, satisfied, and in no mood for political drama. Besides, he
had no desire to destroy the
US. He had
friends here. He
turned on the television and switched on a
mindless variety show to fall asleep to.
Anne returned to
the kitchen, glad
that she had cooked enough to feed everyone.
She cleaned up and took pleasure in her
insect-free kitchen.
Clara sat in the
living room. She
watched Star Trek reruns and
resumed her work on time travel.
***
“Okay, okay.”
Mila sighed, shaking
her head. “Not
good.”
“What’s wrong
with it?” Owen asked.
“You’re talking
about time travel,”
Mila replied. “Nobody
will take you
seriously. It’s
all theory.”
“No, it’s not,”
Owen retorted. “Time
travel was invented seventy-five years
ago when they sent us an entangled particle.
All we had to do was catch it and match the spin
with an identical
particle; then we had a tunnel back.
We
only had to figure out how to do it.”
“But did you?”
Mila asked. “Figure
it out?”
“Yes, well not me
exactly. They
knew how to do it seventy-five years
ago. Well,
she knew and left us the
instructions. But
we had to wait for the
particle to try it.”
“That makes no
sense,” Mila
stated. “Who
are you talking about?”
“The scientist
who figured out,”
Owen explained. “Her
name was
Clara. She
left us the formulas, but
they require the particle to work.
A
group of us have been working on it.
Now
that we have it, we need to consider the implications of
time travel. That’s
why I called you.”
Mila nodded. “Well, it’s
good timing. Pardon
the pun. It
has been a slow week.
Show me what you got.
I’ll call Ben.”
Owen grinned. “I love my
job.”
The End
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